I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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