He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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