I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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