You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
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They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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