ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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