hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
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you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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