ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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