Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
well you can't waste a boner
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
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I need you to use more vowels.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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