just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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