Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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