We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
The air taste purple.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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