it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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