dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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