I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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