We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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