So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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