DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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