He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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