I think I just saw someone hide a body.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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