What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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