You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
