babies were throwing up all over the place
I don't think brook has ever known best
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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