# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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