i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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