hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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