just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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