I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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