so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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