I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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