So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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