Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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