I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Randomize
