so explain again why im purple
no
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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