Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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