I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
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hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
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The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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