the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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