Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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