In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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