I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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