Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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