Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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