My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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