I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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