Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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