using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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