How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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