YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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