Where are you?
In a non slutty way
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
