The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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