Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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