I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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