This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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