Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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